Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Vampires


Warnings:
The undead tend to have extremely bad breath.
Vampires sleep with their eyes open, so you'd better be quick.
Russians used to think that a vampire's teeth were made of steel, making it possible to chomp through the coffin. Keep your hands and feet away from the vampire's mouth.
Don't forget: Dracula and his ilk don't cast shadows, nor do they have reflections. Plus, they can change into bats or foggy mist instantaneously.
Understand that you must succeed on your first attempt at terminating your vampire. Failure to do so could mean immortality for your victim.





1 Comments:

Blogger robscheer said...

You're in a great mood today, aren't you?

May 10, 2006 7:26 AM  

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